and you said cock pushups were impossible
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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