There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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