did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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