So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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