OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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