This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
All the doctor said was why
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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