elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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