What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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