grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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