He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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