normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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