can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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