I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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