This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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