Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
