If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
