He is an equal opportunity slut.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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