went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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