How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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