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he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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