Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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