i just google imaged poop.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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