i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When are your genitals available?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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