You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
only if we run a train.
done.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
