am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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