So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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