If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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