did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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