wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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