We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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