Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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