Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
bring money and cleavage
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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