i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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