I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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