is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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