Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I intend to get homeless drunk
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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