Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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