Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My ass is underappreciated
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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