youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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