he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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