Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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