i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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