i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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