Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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