Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Come on in and take your pants off
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