WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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