My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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