I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
