Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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