So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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