I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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