hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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