I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I touched a dick in church today
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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