I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
